From the series Happy
Per, Happy Life – How to keep sane while living with a grumpy facker
Praise the nicotine Lord!
Per's snus has arrived and so has my morning peace of
mind. For such a nice guy, Per can be the grumpiest little shit in the morning,
even worse than the lovely morning version of myself. This shitty temper of his is normally
remedied as soon as he gets his morning dose snus (the Swedish version of tobacco which smells like pee and makes your look like an idiot. See below).
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| www.snusdirect.com |
The problem is they don't seem to sell this shit in
many countries outside Scandinavia, which means he has been out of stock
lately, making my mornings oh so pleasurable... Luckily, his buddies at snusdirect.commanaged to put an end to our misery by bringing Swedish nicotine joy all the
way to Indo. Thank you boys! Next time maybe you can add some Marabou chocolate
and Djungelvrål to the package, just sayin'...
Con lo majo que es Per, tiene una mala leche por las mañanas que da gusto ser la persona que le despierta todas las mañanas para ir al trabajo. Y si encima no tiene su snus (la version de tabaco sueco que huele a pis y te pone cara de tonto), ya no hay manera de tener las mañanas en paz. Por suerte sus compis suecos tienen una pagina (snusdirect.com) donde se puede pedir snus y te lo mandan alli donde quiera que estes. Y hoy por fin le llego su paquete, bendita nicotina sueca! A ver si ahora que les he hecho un poco de publicidad, para la proxima meten un poco de chocolate sueco en el paquete...
(Candyman – Darlia)
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